Vacuum

Zach: Who unplugged the vacuum?

Nat: Not me.

Zach: Well, it wasn’t me.

Nat: Well it wasn’t me either. And I’m pretty sure it wasn’t your daughter since she can’t even reach it and the cleaning lady hasn’t been here since YOU used it LAST NIGHT so…

Lilly: It’s okay, Mama, I’ll tell Daddy you don’t know how to vacuum. Daddy, girls don’t vacuum!