Tricks

Nat’s daughter is fussy.

Nat: Lilly, look what Mommy has for you.

Nat’s daughter squeals with delight.

Nat: Mommy has all the tricks in the book.

Zach: Mommies have a way of tricking people.

Nat: This isn’t Jerry Springer.

Zach: I mean, it could be. We never took a paternity test.

Nat: She looked exactly like you when she came out.

Zach to Lilly: You’re welcome.