Syringe

Nat: I don’t know what to do she won’t take any liquids besides her bottle.

Zach: I mean, I guess we can give it to her through a syringe.

Nat: A syringe?

Zach: What she takes her Tylenol in.

Nat: I know what it is! But the whole point of the feeding process is to get her used to eating real food, drinking liquids from a real cup and evolving into a functioning little person. We’re not sending a syringe-fed daughter out into the world.

Zach: It could be her thing.

Nat: Her thing?

Zach: Yeah, like Mick Jagger’s strut.

Nat to Lilly: I’m so sorry.

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